By the time this comes up before a court with Kavanaugh on it...the question will be in the House - which Kavanaugh would never say he has the power to second-guess. If it isn’t in the House by then, then Mueller doesn’t have him. Perhaps a post-impeachment criminal trial could be found unconstitutional under some…

I think that those teachers should have to exchange the higher benefits and salary for their union dues. As an RN, I pay $67/month in union dues. For that amount, I get paid for working holidays, I can’t be sent home from my shift because of low census, and I can’t be called off more than a few times a year. I can’t…

I’m a teacher and I currently work for a non-unionized ESD. I provide special education services to smaller districts who have trouble attracting and retaining special education teachers.

Recently, the school I’m placed at, through union activity, secured a wage adjustment after a decade of no cost of living…

Remember when the Onion predicted exactly how the Iraq war would turn out?

You’re right on, except for the 11 years part. The organizational and/or educational leadership crew would never put up with it taking that long for them to get a diploma-mill degree. Instead, it will be an accelerated, low-residency doctoral program (read: very little work, just send us the checks) that doesn’t…

These are my Top 3:

Second only to the January, 2001 headline:

Gotta share the image!

Also great:

I can’t stand my filthy hippy owner- Thunder the ferret.

FFS, even if you think it’s one of the site’s lesser works, “Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day” has to be in everyone’s brains by now.

I go waaaaay back with The Onion, so I fondly remember headlines such as:

You're boring 

Good reading here:

Does a racially homogeneous nation like Japan

Words matter.

you do not understand the difference between a crime and a civil violation 

Crossing the border illegally = criminal charge whereas overstaying your visa = civil action.

Go home, Jeff.  You’re drunk.

He believed the US “should absolutely bar from our shores all races which are not naturalizable under the law of the land and all individuals of all races who are physically, mentally, morally, and spiritually undesirable.”