He gone!

The set up is the punchline. Rick has achieved the cold fusion of comedy writing. He can now create an infinite amount of Dad Jokes like “The Clowns in Congress” and “Twitter, am I right?” in not only less space, but substantially less effort. In fact, by teasing out his most avant garde “How having your dad be a…

So he would have been better off keeping the $2 billion and doing nothing with it?  I mean there are plenty of appropriate grievances to be aired towards Bezos.  Be better Hamno.  This is fucking weaksauce.  

Let that be a lesson kids. When it comes to the NFL, always go with bland mediocrity over dopey racism. 

Saban responded like she’d asked him to choose which of his children should be sent away to the coal mines

Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban. 

Huge props to the producer who decided — correctly — to just embrace this kid being a total badass, and giving him the full treatment of cutting to the corner camera for the big celebration.

Dude! You can hate Duke all the same and just watch his highlights.

Suspending Ureña isn’t enough for something this egregious. Baseball should really come down hard on the Marlins for this - for punishment they should put someone like Derek Jeter in charge of the team.

Can we get your take on the Immaculate Reception as well?

Even worse for C.J. was the following caller, Devin Kurant, dumping on him.

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

There’s no hope for someone as good as Bell - instead, tragically, he’ll have to content himself with the $26.2M he’s making over last season and this season combined, plus however many tens of millions he gets next offseason.

Seriously though, I’m sure he feels this is unfair, but your average RB isn’t going to make…

The unholy pentagram.

coach-player-gm-father-son

Clippers!

Earl Boykins is near lock because of his head’s proximity to doorknobs

He’s drunkest WHEN IT COUNTS—unlike LeBron Bell.

yes but the Bulls got $3.5 million for him so in a way, they are the REAL champions

I was hoping there’d be a sequence of the collars slowly engulfing his head