The pitch was high and outside, as was he.

He deserves as much money as they allow. I’m sure there are other idiots who either had the same idea or achieved driving wreckless for a stupid app.

This is a better apology than Johnny Depp & Amber Heard.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Whenever I’m “let go” by a company, I always fake a heart attack in the lobby. Fools ‘em every time and buys me another couple months’ pay.

I hope she gets the help she needs.

Tony Stewart’s new job after NASCAR.

As a UGA alum, I feel like I just broke up with a girlfriend who was wholesome and amazing but couldn’t clinch a SEC title. I am not good at metaphors.

People who ask others for advice are often just looking for someone to blame if it goes wrong.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

Despite all of his problems, Lamar Odom has always seemed to be a good guy with a lot of personal demons the likes of which I am lucky not to be able to truly simply don’t have the reference point to appreciate or understand. He’s had a life of considerable tragedy, including the loss of a child. If it happened to me,…

The Acura line up back in the 90s seemed better and more cohesive than now. The Integra, Vigor, Legend, and Legend Coupe, as well as the NSX. You had Integra as entry level, Vigor as mid sized/executive, Legend sedan and coupe as full sized luxury and full size luxury coupe, and the NSX as the halo sports car. And the…