Plus he assaulted Busy Phillips back during Freaks and Geeks. And what he is accused of by the students he directed was wearing labial covers when acting out an oral sex scene, which is pretty much sexual assault. Like he’s your friend, David Simon, and it would have been hard (lol not really) to recast Franco, but…

*Note: “Every” in this sentence does not, presumably, include Josh Trank, Colin Trevorrow, or Chris Miller and Phil Lord, all of whom have been fired from Star Wars movies in the seven years since Disney acquired the franchise.

So it’s come to this.

“But we are not done here. This man’s feelings have been hurt”

I’m going to save that definition and share it with my sister the next time she complains about the hourly updates I give her on my scabies.

This is news?

I’m going to bring the room down, I know. But I mean Jackie O held her husband’s brains in her hands. And raised 2 functional adults after that. So she gets a lifetime even posthumous pass from me. Also I am always enviously impressed with anyone who looks like they have their shit together. And she was davoom. I like…

Shannon Miller- In Prince’s “Kiss”, the line “Little girl Wendy’s parade” refers to the guitarist he was working with at the time, Wendy Ann Melvoin, who not only played the guitar parts in the song, but is also the only other person to appear in the video (aside from Prince and the dancer, Monique Mannen.)

I mean just Google any articles about from from the decade leading up to IRON MAN in 2008. Here’s a long piece including interviews from 2000, soon after he started serving a jail sentence, so I guess you could consider this a contemporary account of RDJ at rock bottom:

THIS is maybe the most batshit revelation yet! Barr and Pompeo are in this to the eyeballs. Now we’re finding out how deep the rot goes. The amount of work and influence it took to bury the CIA counsel's work... Gaah. There's your Deep State, gurl.

My love and sympathies are with the victims.

I want to make it clear, though; Julie Delpy was terrific in the first and second movies.

And his creepy-ass little brother is the one who watches it all go down through a hole in the wall and beats off. How the HELL that little turd is married to Alison Brie is beyond me.

Exactly. He was the box office draw. So we play another round of this stupid game. If it was him and Julia Roberts, I imagine the numbers would be different. I wasn’t aware Age of Ultron was a “Julie Delpy movie” I was in the background for Police Academy 1 AND 2. I’m calling my agent. Two big Castigere movies

“But also it’s really not all that complicated, in so far as if you’ve ever watched Before Sunrise and thought “Obviously, Julie Delpy’s performance here is only as tenth as valuable as Ethan Hawke’s,” you’re out of your goddamn mind.”

If memory serves, it was the shooter himself who claimed to be “inspired” by the Joker, mainly as a smarmy legal strategy

“Ted Danson’s wife.” You mean acclaimed veteran actress Mary Steenburgen?

Yeah. The mom from the first family claimed that Natalia had pubic hair at 9 years old, when she was putting her in the bath, and also saw evidence of a menstrual cycle in her clothing. While I think that it is possible at 9 years old to have that sort of development, that’s NOT the norm. I think she was hiding her…

SNL needs to take a break from politics. Just about EVERY joke they used in the cold opening has been already done ad nauseum on Twitter for basically the whole preceeding week. The political landscape is moving way too fast and has been for a while, for a show that doesn’t air until Saturday to think it can get some…

Right, because all cops are evil storm-troopers for you to sneer at , they are all racist brutes and neanderthals, rather than civil servants doing a million things useful and helpful to society and safety every day across the country, in a difficult and sometimes dangerous job. You don’t write about that, because…