I just hate the name “dream hampton”. I grew up out here, it really sucked growing up with dumb as fuck homophobe descendants of potato farmers and having to go to school with them every day. The Hamptons are complex, not all about flexing in a swimsuit on a hot August day on some rich person’s manicured estate. No,…

I read that, but I have my doubt that was the real cause of death. I could be very wrong, I respect allergies of all sorts as real and serious. And this kid’s death is tragic. But “smelling fish” as a cause of death? Not eating it, just smelling it. It’s a miracle that the human race has survived this long. I think…

Maybe Bethenny just likes drama and attention.  Just a hunch.  

Men are just the worst, aren’t they? Eating microwaved fish in the men’s bathroom, this is a totally thing they do, right?   Wow, every day I learn new hellish things from Jezebel readers.  

I think he might be back on the weed, and said “Sup?” to someone on Grindr, and someone didn’t care for that addressing, and the weed makes you very sensitive and overthink things sometimes.

I think Rich might be back on the weed? 

#WingnutWelfare.   It’s astonishing, all these incredibly well-funded right wing “think tanks”, fellowships, publications that are heavily subsidized by fatcats to pump out horrible pundits to say horrible anti-human, anti- liberal things, right wing ideas most Americans don’t actually support.   Creeps like this, or…

Happy New year, everyone. I’m really late her with the greetings, but it’s still New Year’s Day. Go smoke a joint and then listen to the complete wack-job song “Suspended in Gaffa”. I order you to do so. You will feel very 19th century and adoring of oompah-loompah bands, and you will also be, WTF?? “Where am I??”

You’re right. It’s an interesting thing, how DC Comics named those towns. It might have been nice to discuss that with you minus your hostility. “It’s well-known that..” Well, no it isn’t necessarily, for casual comic book fans. It’s just cool to think about. Is that okay? Happy New Year.

Hey, thanks man, and a very Happy New Year to you. Appreciate your thoughts.

Cool, you think commenting here isn’t social media, though I am talking to you, and you know nothing about anything, according to you. Congratulations for being so clueless and stupid. Happy New Year.

Good advice, one needs the electrolytes after a heavy night.

She really has nothing else going on in her life, sad.  Just being a malicious pest.  What are the odds she’s a Republican?  Pretty high I’d say. 

I think actually you did, and you just wanted to ((be a dick to me for fun)). You really didn’t know? I don’t believe you. Happy New Year.

Because I was parodying the right-wing thing where they mean Jewish people when they use those parentheses. I actually apologized in my post for its failure, and I’m sorry if there was a misunderstanding of my lame attempt at sardonicism that was clearly misunderstood.

It’s really shocking. Smallville ran for ten seasons? That’s a long time for a series about a fictional town whose name was no doubt sarcastically chosen by big city liberal (((comics creators in the 1940s))) showing their contempt for cornfed Heartland Real Americans!

Controversial: I like her, I am a moderate fan with spikes of enthusiasm in the past. But I think that song “Shallow” really sucks, piano lounge music, and it’s benumbing to think that the Oscars are months away because I was sickened from reading about “A Star Is Born” months ago. Then the wildly overpraised thing …

2020: “Lady Gaga Going Door To Door To Shock People”. 

“Well my boy, this magic purple man shows up at everyone’s door now, spreading the Word, from here to Kingdom Come, praise be.”

All sounds great. Beef stews like bourguignon definitely taste better the next day, and very smart to prepare something nice and hearty like that in advance, to spend more time with friends.  Happy new year.