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Binky is my rose-tinted lithograph of a comely yet demure young lady, but with such great diaristic impressions. Never been rogered by a cad in a carriage. Which is wonderful, even though some in the deviant flaming homo-sexual class might enjoy that, but I admire Binky’s pulchritude and her knees clamped together

Mandialet- I feel like I’ve known you and liked you for a very long time, because I have. I really care about reading your words and feelings about the horrific thing, the unbelievably horrible thing that happened Saturday. Broke my fucking heart. I’m boggled that anyone gave you static or trouble about that. Or

Yeah cool. I just seriously fucking hate how the Great Famine in Ireland in 1847 and where 2 milion died and 2 million had to flee is called the “Great Potato Famine”. To Mike Vago’s credit, he doesn’t do that in the article. But I hate that fucking headline.

I’m from the Bronx, Yankees fan since a kid because we’re supposed to be. Mets fans are okay, growing up they were our weird friends. Who had a point tbh, I understand hatred of the Yankees better now. And I’ve considered this carefully. Fuck Boston.

Chuck Todd is the most mouth-breathingly stupidest motherfucker on TV, I have NO IDEA why he gets Press The Meat or a daily 5pm show on MSNBC. He is bogglingly cretinous, visibly stupid and bad at his job, LOVES to have the most horrible ancient corpses and GOP ghouls from the 80s and 90s on his show to talk shit,

RIP. Even at 70, that seems too soon to go, these days. I always read about her plays with interest, though theater was not something I could afford much. But I remember her well because staring at a poster for her play while waiting for an El train in NYC when I was a kid disquieted and moved me and made me

Great stuff.. I apologize for my dnkn original blathers, I need to chill. Hope you had a great weekend, best to you Paul. ;) 

I am so sad for you that this is how you spend your friendless Friday night. I wish you the best and encourage you to try and improve your life.  Goodbye.

Just keep jerking that chicken, I’m laughing.  You have no point.  

I didn’t say you were offended, I implied you were a humorless bore attacking me for a late night riff that you didn’t have to read, and wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.  But thanks for taking the time to be a dick. But I actually didn’t say anything about you at all. Weird that you think that it’s all about you.

Americans don’t call it a tea-kettle, they call it a kettle. No matter what I wrote. I’m not angry!  I was completely taking the piss in my tipsy riff up there about TEA and how British people and their colonials can never stop bitching about how Americans can’t do their favourite hot piss-water correctly to their

Dude, I’m so sorry and will try to repay you anyway I can. I am not that offended, it was me just tipsily riffing and writing and expressing thoughts about the British and their former colonies’ obsession with tea, and always slamming the Yanks because we don’t do their piss-water hot beverage precisely to their

Hi Paul. I like you a lot, and your script for “The Negron Complex”. (I kid, I like you the commenter.) You’re probably right that I am out of it when it comes to pop culture because there is so goddamned much of it. I don’t know how any sane person keeps up; I just find the high quality taste filter around here

No one is inviting you to talk about our terrible politics and absolutely shit country filled with idiots, but tea still sucks. Tea to the British and the Irish is like, “Well, it’s wartime and we’re rationed out of proper food and things like meat, but we still have tea! These leaves we soak and water and should

What also kills me is that I am old enough to remember when an Indian running a convenience store wasn’t a stereotype, it was an absolute novelty when I was young in the late 80s and early 90s, at least where I lived in the Northeast. It really was a new thing, and the Simpsons portrayed that how we live now thing

Someone wrote that Nanette was basically a one-woman show snuck in and impersonating stand-up comedy. Not especially funny. I haven’t seen Nanette, so I’ll reserve judgment. I’m sure it’s great in its way.

M’friend, I look at the front page of AV Club these days and it’s just scrolling endlesssly through garbage I don’t care about. So, so much utter garbage corporate TV or games shit no one gives a fuck about. No, I don’t give a damn about deep-dive reviews of every episode of Sabrina because I could not give less of

Tamron Hall was so great, and I still have a crush on her. So smart and bright and beautiful. And yeah, her dalliance with Prince- affectionate friendship, private jets to luxury hotels in Venice, Paris, who knows?- It just adds to her allure as one seriously cool lady.

And Hillary did emails. A crime we can NEVER forget.

I only read Nun’s Life.