My impression of an abusive ex promising they’re better now and begging to come back.

I’m not sure I follow the thought process here. Earthworm Jim is a failed experiment because the levels are difficult to navigate and the princess is flattened by a cow? I mean, by treating her as pointless, killing her with a cow, and calling her Whats-Her-Name, it seems Earthworm Jim is satirizing how other games do…

Whatever Earthworm Jim does right or wrong, it’s still one of the most memorable games from the Genesis era. I was never able to beat it, but that didn’t stop me from trying! I did however manage to beat Toejam & Earl 2, another unconventional platformer from that era.

This is when I lost it.

People complaining about this game need to grow a pair of ball and get over the difficulty.

Triple Triad > Tetra Master

Yeah, that is a very VERY good list of games but not having Chrono Trigger hurts.

“How do I tell people I don’t like a thing? I KNOW! I’ll comment on the Internet about it! That’ll show’em!!”

Oh, here’s something interesting I just recently watched for Switch owners looking for a retro vibe:

TIME TO BUY A SWITCH!

The statute of limitations on spoilers has got to be less than 17 years. Spoilers suck, but there comes a point where you can’t expect people to not spoil media almost two decades old.

That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always bringing cocaine into the country hidden in condoms in my anus.

Meh, you’re being overly dramatic about all this.

Oh wow, I actually dig this. I’d love a way to check out the 3DS library, but I don’t want or need that “3d” functionality and the 2DS looks like a kid’s toy. This seems like a great way to dig into all those cartridge and Virtual Console games. $150 is pretty reasonable, too.

And if you buy a Wii U and botw used at a game store you get the same package and poor Nintendo loses all the profits. Buying/selling games and systems used takes away manufacturer profit (most of the time) the same as a pirate acquiring a product without direct payment to the company. Does that make gamers that sell…

Beast wars is best transformers

Looks pretty accurate to me!

How many people read the part about rubbing one's nose and subconsciously rubbed their nose?