Holy shit on both of those. Filthy.

What she’s learned is that the time between a person placing food on their tongue and their brain registering what they’re eating is 100 milliseconds, or a half-second.

The drinking was cool, but I was most impressed with his egg-cracking skills and general grace/economy of his movement. Guy has definitely spent a lot of time in the kitchen.

+2 pages stuck together

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

Since you are in Chicago, I will tell you that every Italian restaurant is not the same. For instance, where we are going in about 2 hours is fantastic.

I still have the old school dugout/pinch-hitter like I used in college (I just turned 55). Works great when I’m doing a couple of one-ies while out for a walk.

This man needs two things:

Too many auto-playing ads. 

Too much of mom’s chili

I have an 11 year-old, nicest kid in the world. We hear often about how polite and helpful he is. Last year at a sporting event he said something ridiculously antagonizing to a fan of the other team and I had to jump in and 1. ask him where he picked up the specific trash talk (youtube), and 2. calm the other guy down…

For all the things to criticize Snyder for, replacing grass with artificial turf is not one of them. Playing on artificial turf results in more injuries than does natural grass. Grass is always preferred if it is a possibility.

So good.

American fool, Russian Olympic Committee already is crossbreed spider and human man. We call him человек и паук and all nations will tremble before him!

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Who do you think he votes for if Marianne Williamson drops out? Nobody? My guess is nobody. 

i mean he certainly made a comment, that much is clear

Shitty gift or deserved gift?