No one could answer the phone, they were lowering the flag to half-mast.

You forgot the NBA champion Raptors.

She should have just said it was a new high concept complimentary cocktail. *Swig of vodka and spits in face* “fuck you worthless ass wipe”. A multi sensory experience.

I contacted every member of the US Men’s National Team to ask if they were happy about today’s result and if they like puppies. None responded and I think we can all agree that their silence speaks volumes.

If my employer was being sued and a reporter asked me to comment on the thing the lawsuit was about I’d probably avoid talking about it too.

Funny I played with him in the California league. His host family lived on a private golf course and gave him a pick up truck for the summer. He had it so rough!!! This guy also started crying in the dugout during a game he struck out a couple times in. Older guy had to comfort him from taking himself out of the game.…

The same logic is applied to doctors during their internship - “Yes, they have to work abusively long shifts, and yes, they’re exhausted and sleep-deprived on the job and this might easily result in poor patient outcomes (including death), and yes, it’s a hellacious ordeal but I went through it and so everyone else…

Luis, your coverage of the women’s wc, gold cup, and Copa America have been much appreciated. Keep it up.

Cardboard man gets paid?

Home Depot boxes? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Steal your cardboard moving boxes from the local liquor store like the rest of us, asshole.

That really should have been offside. The intended receiver (Lloyd) was offside when the pass was made, and even if she didn’t touch the ball, if she hadn’t been there that play doesn’t happen.

Ehhhh, I mean, the fact that they’re basically scalping very affordable tickets to an event that likely has VERY high overhead for travel/lodging, they’re classing out an entire group of people who could probably swing it if they won the lottery. The 200% markup probably moves a full weekend in Augusta from a $4-$5k…

His best first touch was the one off his face.

Can we please. Please. PLEASE find a better American midfielder than Michael Bradley? For every decent pass he makes to give us a good scoring chance, he has 3 turnovers in dangerous positions that are just mind-boggling. There was one last night where just about any other they that was Guyana would likely have scored.

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How would he do on a cold day in Stoke?

No.  Because salmon tacos are bad.  There are far better uses of salmon, and far better fish for tacos.  

It’s the reason that the British Empire existed.  Another meal of mushy peas and boiled meat sent someone over the edge, and the next thing you knew, the British were imposing their reign over native peoples everywhere.

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”

I’m sure there are some aspects of recruiting that require a certain mindset and keen eye for the sport they’re recruiting for, but the more that these kind of stories come out about unknown prospects, the more I feel like dumb luck is probably a good majority of the job.

Wants: Fun, Reliable, Comfortable