I don’t know how this snake slithered his way into Bernie’s bus but I don’t like it. All his friends are billionaires. He’s basically a billionaire. He completely dilutes Bernie’s message by his mere presence. He’s gotta go. 

Women’s wrestling. All hype or something even better? Having been to several events over the years, both in person and watching on TV, all signs point to women’s wrestling being the real deal. So why does nobody know anything about it? The answer is both simple and complex. Women’s wrestling has a misogyny problem.

SPOILER ALERTS: Trump wins. I literally just cried all over myself writing that but I won’t lie anymore I have to be honest with myself from now on. Trump is going to win and the whole entire world is going to be permanently changed forever. That’s a long time. Trump is going to win and do I want to live in a world…

Trick headline. Trump don’t have any friends.

Hazard Pay <— lol

Praying for copycats.

Put this on a tshirt and wear it to a Bernie rally pls.

So, none of this would be possible if Rep Omar wasn’t so outspoken about her own prejudices.

OMG. Honestly didn’t think he’d do this. To understand what he’s trying to you have to understand that he’s a reality TV showman. He’s starting a new season and it’s gonna end right at election time. This is honestly horrible. Whether Barr finds anything or not - he won’t - doesn’t matter. He’s going to dominate the…

911 was 18 years ago. In those 18 years New York City has rebuilt itself into a bigger, better version of itself. The Jets are no different. The only question is will it take 18 years? Adam Gase doesn’t think so, and neither does this sports fan.

Did she now? Because that old bastard died of a heart attack three years ago and his kids sued her for everything he left her and won. She now works an administrative position - read: secretary - at a local car dealership. I go in every now and then to get a free car wash for my beamer I purchased there and every time…

I had a similar experience. I dated a girl for a few months. We were in a bunch of the same classes together so we’d hang out all the time at the library and at the library was a coffee shop and a cafeteria and we spent a lot of time away from the stacks in those places. When Valentine’s Day rolled around I got her a…

Congrats. I don’t understand your reference. And no, my condo building doesn’t have a pool. It has a lake. Goodbye.

My first wife left me seven years ago tomorrow. A month later she started posting pictures of her and her new [really old] boyfriend on the beach in Miami. She knew I would see it and I did. Consider this exactly like that. Goodbye.

This bird painting proves that even bad people can sometimes make beautiful things. We need to stop thinking in absolutes. 

Kevin Durant is a flat-out, lights-out playmaker. You need a bucket in the clutch? Holler at Kevin. You need a block? Kevin’s already there. A steal? He’s been stealing things his entire life.

That commenter isn’t a troll. Her username refers to an old Gawker recurring article, 500 Days of Kristin Cavallari. 

Wrong. I’m on the right side of history. Biden’s side.

Abysmal? Ha. Clearly your not familiar with my stuff. And now you never will be. Goodbye.

Failed to Indict is essentially an All Clear. It’s not an exoneration, but it very much is a “We’re done here.”