artisanlightbulb
Artisan Lightbulb
artisanlightbulb

Can be an issue if you are doing an expense report. I did this in Canada and it was tough to do the expenses because the system didn’t want an extra “hotel” line for the same nights. Tips might be a good way to use it up. 

What you’re missing is the police officer out of frame with a gun drawn yelling “Stop resisting! Stop resisting!”

Does this include Polestar?

I don't know, I think it makes sense the Seahawks would incorporate a staring contest after Russell Wilson lost his so badly against Malcolm Butler. 

Is winning a staring contest against some pud of an assistant GM better than losing one? Only the Seahawks know for sure.

The Seahawks stare-off strategy is going to backfire when they draft that Momo statue in the third round.

I think if you’re citing the Bible as an example of good grammar, you’ve already failed.

They’re offering an extended test-drive period where you can order a car and get it for a week and then return it if you don’t want it. Which is a workaround but given that when I buy a car I typically test drive lots of stuff and it takes me a while to make up my mind, possibly not a workaround that is actually

What a ridiculous comment.

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

I hate getting those pesky manifold warnings when I drag race too.

This millennial is definitely getting one as soon as he pays off his crippling student debt. I'll probably have to wait until I can move into a house without roommates before I throw them good good wheels on it though, lest you expect me to give up my avocado toast. 

oh weird, I didn’t know Mark Baruth started writing about beer.

I can’t wait for the hot takes from triggered MAGA chuds boycotting Civ because the new expansion centers around “left-wing propaganda”

I was thinking the exact same thing. How the fuck does a lawyer put that in writing? Michael Cohen wouldn’t have been that stupid.

Google should smack this down asap for good publicity. I personally can’t wait until Waze is finally fully integrated into maps, maps is superior in every way except for the socially-generated alerts.

I think I used to see rifle pics as “I like to hunt...’ but now I just see it as code for ‘far right ideologue’ which turns me off far more. Everything that even hints at Trumpism in a profile gives me anxiety.

Yeah... I definitely put that I have kids. It’s probably the single biggest thing about me. I have mine 50% of the time. That doesn’t mean I’m never willing to get a babysitter when they’re with me, but if someone can’t understand that I have a couple little people that depend on me and are going to be my priority

That’s some bullshit! People should read the profiles. I hope you advertise Dad Jokes. 

White girls posting white savior pictures surrounded by a dozen children in Africa. Always thought these were really creepy and or at the very least, completely lacking self awareness.