I think if you’re citing the Bible as an example of good grammar, you’ve already failed.

They’re offering an extended test-drive period where you can order a car and get it for a week and then return it if you don’t want it. Which is a workaround but given that when I buy a car I typically test drive lots of stuff and it takes me a while to make up my mind, possibly not a workaround that is actually…

What a ridiculous comment.

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

I hate getting those pesky manifold warnings when I drag race too.

This millennial is definitely getting one as soon as he pays off his crippling student debt. I'll probably have to wait until I can move into a house without roommates before I throw them good good wheels on it though, lest you expect me to give up my avocado toast. 

oh weird, I didn’t know Mark Baruth started writing about beer.

I can’t wait for the hot takes from triggered MAGA chuds boycotting Civ because the new expansion centers around “left-wing propaganda”

HEY FOLKS SLICK JIM ON THE PARKWAY!

I love these cars so much and I’m really happy to see somebody actually drove theirs, but damn that interior looks like a strip club from the 90's that never got refurbished.

Yeah, my thought isn’t that it sounds disgusting but that it sounds weirdly redundant. I feel like the point of Velveeta and canned cream soups is as a cheap and lazy substitute for the kind of stuff you make with heavy cream.

That looks like a slow-cooker insert, and that’s a film of oil (from the sausage, probably) on the top. Fatty foods cooked in a crockpot always has a slick of oil on the top. I suspect that if it was stirred up it would look less gross. But I also suspect that there’s a can of chili or something in there that’s…

ewww, that is a gross thought. Please go rethink you priorities and say three Hail Marys to atone for your sins.

Allow me to anger every purist out there by saying that I deeply hope they make an electric version of this car (despite any evidence they’re even thinking about it). It would be -hilarious- to drive ... lower CG, instant power.

4th Gear: VAG Fails The Smell Test Again 

I wonder what my tax bill would have been if the government just pre-filled everything for me and i just trusted them blindly.

I think I used to see rifle pics as “I like to hunt...’ but now I just see it as code for ‘far right ideologue’ which turns me off far more. Everything that even hints at Trumpism in a profile gives me anxiety.

Yeah... I definitely put that I have kids. It’s probably the single biggest thing about me. I have mine 50% of the time. That doesn’t mean I’m never willing to get a babysitter when they’re with me, but if someone can’t understand that I have a couple little people that depend on me and are going to be my priority…

That’s some bullshit! People should read the profiles. I hope you advertise Dad Jokes. 

White girls posting white savior pictures surrounded by a dozen children in Africa. Always thought these were really creepy and or at the very least, completely lacking self awareness.