QUIET. WE’RE TRYING TO BE MARSHMALLOUTRAGED HERE.

Yah.... casually suggesting that straight women just be into girls is kind of mocking women no matter which way you cut it.

That sounds like a shortcut to getting murdered for no good reason, not that I don’t endorse being meritocratic.

Albert, I love 99% of this article. But why’d you have to go and say this:

As always we try to pit women against one another for absurd reasons. Why Chelsea and Ivanka should stop being friends because their parents are on either side of the primary races right now is beyond me.

This is why (most) American’s prefer the NFL over Soccer.

The number of sombreros flying was what made this.

Caught on old episode on cable last weekend. Man, that show does NOT hold up. Love Boat, however, is still a guilty pleasure.

Drew in 20 years:

If you listen to it, you discover they are speaking impaired.

Pictured: Big Tweet

Stop trying to make Deadcast happen

Ah, sorry to hear you guys got laid off. I’m sure you’ll land on your feet.

THE WORST REPRESSION OF FREE SPEECH IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND

The NFL: so shitty that the KGB is only the second worst organization to use a Shield

You must have run afoul of BIG DAILY FANTASY.

I can’t say how often I’ve wanted a “House Hunters” episode to end like that.

She explained the reason, which turns out, is one of the two things I legit learned from that show. The reason was, if she stepped in wet paint, she’d feel it on her feet before she tracked it all over the rest of the house. I now paint in bare feet/socks for exactly the same reason.

One of my advisers in college went on Trading Spaces with his wife, his sister-in-law, and her husband. No one liked the renovation and my adviser and his wife divorced 6 months later. Later conversations indicated that the show played a part in the decision to divorce.

PLEASE just no. Can we stop criticizing the career choices that actresses make?