Too bad football will be outlawed by the time he’s 16.

It would have been a lot cheaper to just quit before destroying any rackets.

Are you a valley girl?

July 10, 2018

This not even old enough to vote B+ list mostly television actor on a pretty hit ensemble network show who is an Emmy winner/nominee posted to social media that he was having severe, potentially dangerous problems with his recent purchase. Within hours, the company got in touch with him, and made a…

Zing?

Will it be funnier than the second one?

Let’s demilitarize the fucking cops, and then we can worry about pro sports.

“very serious actor...”

Does it mention his pedophilia?

This is probably a new meme on Jalopnik.

I can’t wait until she plays in the U.S., so I can yell:

Per ESPN, Halep became the first No. 1 seed to be eliminated before the round of 16 since Serena Williams in 2014...

They did this already. It was called

This celebrity CEO lied to the public a couple months back when he claimed his #2 guy, who ran the manufacturing operation, was just taking a leave to spend more time with his family. Yesterday he finally had to admit the guy left the company for good. Just another item in a long list of securities fraud charges he…

you ruined it by explaining it

Anyone who’s worked in Hollywood knows Rule #1 is that you will always get fucked your first time.

This is the best MG rumor:

They explained it during the broadcast. It was in the box and a play was made on the ball.

Gawker — ask me again to turn off AdBlocker when obvious troll is in the black.