That’s good kinja.

Here’s Zlatan and Gerard being gay.

I’ll always remember where I was when I first saw it. On the toilet, watching a pirated version on my ipad.

Hitting people with a contaminated bat wasn’t the plan. The plan is to “fling” zombie guts/goo at the enemy.

...and has vowels beginning his first and last name.

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#8**
This foreign born A+ list athlete who plays one of the minor major sports and has vowels beginning his first and last name was set up by an organization from his country. They busted him having sex with a 14 year old teen they had arranged to introduce him to. Now, he is helping the…

Maybe it’s time for everybody to swap shows?

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/05 **#16**
Money Talks: I saw that another A list actress thought she could sneak into this country and no one would notice. No, it is not Dubai or anywhere in the Middle East. It is honestly, right smack in the middle of nowhere and I’m guessing 99% of you, and I am right there with you, have…

This fucking boring thing wasn’t even the best Marvel movie of the last year.

Your teammates over at DataLounge disagree.

How is it possible that you’re unaware that he’s gay?

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/10 **#4**
A private settlement agreement is being worked out where a very large cash payment is being offered in return for relinquishing all rights to a recently born baby. The agreement is not with the supposed boyfriend. Kylie Jenner (Stormi)/Tyga/Travis Scott

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/09 **#1**
This B+ list celebrity who is an A+ list athlete in her sport refused to take pictures with several of her teammates. She said that maybe if they were lucky she would take one with them sometime. And she wonders why people don’t like her. Lindsey Vonn

Then watch The Silent Partner.

Great, but what about the Big House?

That’s what I’ve always liked about you.

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#7**
GOLDEN GLOBES: AP (Enty’s actress/friend) got told to f**k off last night at an after party by this A list singer/wannabe actor wearing a Time’s Up pin when she asked about his latest movie. AP then retorted that his remark was not really what the pin was supposed to represent. Justin…

Most interesting is that Illitch’s shiny, new, taxpayer funded arena seems to be half empty against a big rival on a Thursday night. Hockeytown indeed.

So, you’re unfamiliar with the concepts of movie openings, red carpet photos and backdrops?