How long are you going to milk this Hanson shit?

Billie Ray Armstrong has a micro-penis:

...and shatter all kinds of records (mostly, the box-office kind)

A bunch of fucking lazy parents that want to plant their kids in front of a screen, and depend on a free service to provide babysitting for them.

shut up

shut up

Are you really the person to be critiquing someone’s screen name?

For the past month, I keep hearing that these two women, who were each at one point A listers were going to come forward and tell their story. They can tell it a lot better than me. One of them even knows the details of how this became one of the largest child porn rings in the world. Back when this show first aired,…

The problem is that an hour later, you want to watch another one.

No one else to perform for an AVC session than a member of Phish?

Wrong. And that’s the purpose of the video critique.

Shouldn’t “breasts” be in quotation marks?

If only there were a way online — via a “search” or such — that questions could be answered in a timely manner.

You’re welcome.

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Shut up, asshole.

Isn’t this the third or fourth time that the tiger has come to a last-second rescue?

Oh yay. It’s you. Again.

It was fine. Calling it“pretty fantastic” is just being silly, by any objective standard.

Just shut up already.