BRAIN FREEZE!

Would have LOVED to see Perotti bring a Starbucks cup into Elsbeth's office, then after their session, to see him walking out with it, muttering "Damn fine coffee."

When she made the move on Aayad, this song started playing in my head.
http://youtu.be/EU3eJ-LRyxM

This was a fart-heavy episode.

From Sally Struthers to Penny Marshall to Kaitlin Olson. I guess a brother CAN get an upgrade!

I noticed the "We Are Being Watched" right away. When the first fucking word mentioned in the opening of a show can send chills down your spine — two letters communicating the long and thrilling road this creation has taken us down — that's powerful writing and conceptualizing. Masterful folks.

I hated this show and will not be watching again. At every turn, it glorified people of shitbag morals who replace ethics with ambition, happily lie, cheat and steal as a matter of first option and blind habit. It presents a morally bankrupt world, and there still are people out there whose opinions and mores are…

BILLIONS and BILLIONS of worlds

What flavor?

The one tenet that has been forgotten since Cosby: Just because the sitcom family is black, every single joke does NOT have to be race-related. If that's the one note this show will be strumming, I'll have to pass. Shame, because I like every actor in the cast.

This is not only an A episode, it is a Top Ten episode of South Park.

YOU CAN DO IT

http://youtu.be/2up7su7CeMU

Also, if you like this and have Hulu, watch Lynch's DUMBLAND cartoons. I liked 'em.

The part that got me was when she tries repeatedly to pull the suitcase out from under the bed. Beyond perfect.

My years-old tradition continues: I eat a can of Van Kamp's Pork and Beans immediately after work on SOA Tuesdays, let them produce their magic, and then crop-dust the room every time a stupid trope or moronic plot device / contradiction rolls out. I could barely see the TV by the end of the show. Better than "The Bob…

Trying again this week:

I apologize in advance, but I keep waiting and waiting for a nurse to introduce herself as "Sharona."

I had prepared all month to cut a fart that lasted from the opening title through the final credits of this debut. Then they went and made it 2-1/2 hours long and I just could not make it!

You really ought to be reviewing Season 8.