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Alec Baldwin arrested for being Alec Baldwin

Wang Chung or Safety?

Question: Let's say I've got a family member headed for college in the fall. Can he piggyback on our subscription? Or do I have to include 9 more bucks in the monthly stipend that he will actually spend on weed and Milwaukee's Best?

Haven't been able to watch it yet, but I need to ask: Does Felix's ass have a cameo for the third straight week?

If I were a rich young gorgeous supermodel, I would reward the writers of this show with piles of cash and hours upon hours of rigorous sexual favors. As it turns out, I am a broke old fart of a man, so all I can do is say thank you, writers, for giving us network television's finest show.

Is the brief cameo from Felix's ass going to be a running gag throughout the season?

Ridley Scott first shopped the series to The WB, but they came back with some development notes:
"What if it were a… SITCOM? And if it were about, say, a FAMILY of ALIENS here on Earth in ancient Egyptian days? And, hmmm, how about, uhhh, the father is a DRIVING INSTRUCTOR! And they all have big, pointy, erogenous…

This was good. However, I was reminded once too often of Fawlty Towers.

They wanted him to be a regular guy.

I did not know Kids Gap has a Chesty section.

Oh, so it's easy!

I would have asked via email but I really don't want to hear the answer.

Dear Dan and Erin,
I love comedy but I hate myself. How to I straighten out this relationship?

For more on the Rock Band/Kids' Band trope, don't forget "Z Rock," even though the world apparently did.

Next year's installment: The LOST theme

An Yang.

I did this exact thing in 1979, when I was 19 and a greasy little midwest punk rocker out on his own for the first time. I still treasure a lot of those records today — or, at least, the MP3 versions of them, because I had good taste for rare stuff. Many of the old LPs were sold for really good money — I've definitely…

The thing that made me cringe was the stereotypical "asian-style" typefaces used.
They'd be smart to revert back to a different face — even Comic Sans would be better — for the syndicated versions.

Boob, Boob, Vagina, Butt Cheek, Butt Cheek. Not necessarily in that order.

That bit in the hospital waiting room where Camryn Manheim barely blinked at Shaw saying "talking is overrated…" On second viewing, that was a terrific clue to viewers that Manheim was not who she appeared to be.