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As soon as those GOP congress members who are up for re-election decide they stand a better chance at the polls by being pro-impeachment, they will begin impeachment proceedings and not a minute earlier.

Dilemma: how to hold torch, pitchfork, and popcorn? Not enough arms. Need friends around, while watching this shitshow go down.

Donald Trump, a man at the center of a plot from any number of fictional political dramas

Does Mark E. Kasowitz also handle divorce cases? Because, while I could be wrong, it seems like it might be a good idea for Trump to get a lawyer who can help him negotiate a plea deal and try to enforce a pre-nup at the same time.

Eh, it’s always smart to have a lawyer through these processes. I just wish it was attainable for average Americans like the people having to live in Slumlord Kushner’s residences.

Nah, it sound good sense to have lawyers.

They are going to try to gum up the works but Brennan’s testimony today made me think they have their ducks in a row. Who knows?

Are you kidding? He knows exactly what corners they cut there! He’s the one who ordered them. And that’s before you consider how poorly staff are compensated, thereby ensuring that every surface in his room would glow brighter than looking directly into the sun when looking at them under UV light.

Tonight Rachel Maddow also reported that one of Kasowitz’s major clients is a Russian state-run bank.

Tie him to...the comfy chair!”

I’ve got some new Ben & Jerry’s ice cream for the big event. I’d be willing to share *two scoops* with all my friends at Jez! :)

Maybe he’ll stay in a Trump Hotel, Casino and Lavanderia located in a non-extraditing country and never return.

Wouldn’t trump’s lawyer be smart enough to say to trump that he wouldn’t be able to represent him if Lieberman was chosen to run the FBI? I mean in a rational universe, where things make sense. Basically what I’m saying is I feel like we’re living in a crappy Monty Python sketch and where just waiting for the Spanish

I quite like the idea that Trump, as usual, has hired an idiot, with a long track record of idiocy.

This is standard for him, remember? He had his lawyers tell everyone his tax returns were all perfectly fine, yet refused to show them to prove his innocence. He could have ended everything had he just showed them off, but no, he just has lawyers say “Yep, it’s all fine, nothing to see!”.

 Funny, for such an innocent man, he’s sure good at acting guilty. Oooh man, this is gettin good!

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Your headline made me immediately think of this song. Maybe it can be on our 2017 “Resistance is Partiotism: Volume 1" soundtrack.

You have not lived your life today until you hear the secret recording The Onion released of Steve Bannon feeding:

If there’s nothing to hide, then why hire a lawyer?