Daffy Donnie still thinks he’s playing “boss” in his make-believe “boardroom”. His only goal right now it to get everyone (especially TV news) to stop talking about Russia, he’s literally ordering his minions to demand that we “move on”, simply because he says so. The gassy weirdo appears to be taken aback by the…

Ha.

In the post-Comey Trump administration, pay attention to who he keeps and who he doesn’t regardless of how terrible they are.

Better better idea:

For those who don’t know, Kimberly Guilfoyle is the former first lady of San Frnacisco, who was married to Mayor Gavin Newsom when he was first elected.

Better idea:

I hope not. Whomever is stuck in the Baghdad Bob role of trying to “logically” explain the loony lies of Big Goldfish as he constantly changes his stories is a person no one would envy. Lil’ Spice is such comedy relief, we might as well go with what we know.

I swear that the incoherencies are caused by him honestly being senile and having surrounded himself with family and trusted toadies that’ll cover for his deteriorating brain.

“Trump spends a lot of energy trying (and failing) to avoid leaks”

“The problem with so often firing people, however, means you’re shit at hiring the right people”

Trump spends a lot of energy trying (and failing) to avoid leaks. Why would he stress about the press finding out about his firing Comey? Did he think noone would notice? Does he even know what leaks are? Does he know that Spicer does press briefings, or does he think that too is a leak? How many of these leaks have…

Considering the high turnover for his campaign, it’s hardly surprising his White House administration would undergo the same. in fact, it seems to be the only thing he knows how to do — fire people. The problem with so often firing people, however, means you’re shit at hiring the right people. It’s a symptom of the…

Nobody Trump brings in for these roles will do any good. He has a fundamental ignorance of the political system, government, and almost everything else that matters to go along with a massive lack of humility to admit when he is wrong it doesn’t know something.

So, Jared Kushner is the new press secretary? I’m down for that given I have no idea what he even sounds like.

I love that he’s angry at everyone. Since he’s Jesus he can’t see that he’s the problem. Everyone who ever said yes to him, even once, deserves to spiral into an unknown career trajectory. (JK they’ll stay rich.)

We should hope he’s not fired and replaced by someone competent, because it’s important that we’re constantly reminded of this administration’s disfunction and lies, and he’s perfect for that. Not to mention that someone who’s competent could help normalize this vile President* and his evil/incompetent staff and…

I love this idea.

“The advice he’s getting is to go big—that he has nothing to lose”

I wonder what “I dont need to know how government works”imbecile(s) are lined up to replace these posts? Cernovich? Spencer?

If he does, they should have Melissa McCarthy play Trump from now on, just to piss him off.