Stassa, this is really awesome. Thank you for writing it.

You mean like 8 mile?

Yup. And Wynona Rider’s career disappeared for 15 years because she shoplifted.

I watch syndicated Gray’s Anatomy episodes while I’m at the gym, and it’s weird knowing Katherine Heigl was reduced to doing cat litter commercials ‘cause she was kind of a bitch.

I’m going to defer to Calvin Trillin here.

Could the Olsen twins have been far ahead of us in their quest for mastery of a Baba Yaga aesthetic?

You know you don’t come from money when your first thought is “who the fuck has time to clean that?!” Then you remember the owners pay people for that. All those windows! :O

Living room setting one is for trash talking the people sitting in living room setting two.

I love Russian fairy tales and look forward to the fashion debut of iron teeth.

Obligatory...

Is that the one where Tracy does all the one-liners about his fucked up childhood? “I once saw a pack of dogs successfully operate a Wendy’s!”

Counter-counter-point: Ya burnt!

Jack as Tracy while Tracy eats jellybeans: BOYS AND GIRLS CLUBS OF AMERICA! BE GREAT!

The very best gag the show ever did was when Jack broke up with his Congresswoman girlfriend and Kenneth was going to move back home to Georgia. They mention early on that Gladys Knight is the TGS musical guest for that week, and Jenna mentions again halfway through the episode that she heard Gladys in sound check…

The “Kenneth sees everyone as Muppets” gag got used two or three items, the best was when he sees puppet-Liz bouncing by Tracy’s dressing room, and when it cuts back to reality Tina Fey is actually walking really bouncy and letting her arms dangle/flap like a puppet.

“Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking!”

Hm. Not quite exploiting the First Daughter gig as best she could...

Also, quite the publicist who thinks that she need to explain to Harper’s Bazaar what NYFW means.

Over the last 20 the culture around Diana hasn’t changed one iota here in the UK, set at that moment of the car crash. No matter what the narrative will forever remain as Diana, the People’s Princess (surprisingly often spoken in the tone of belonging to the people rather than of the people), and be one of how she got…