The “dog mom” thing is so spot on. I’ll never say anything to the people who refer to themselves as pet parents - but I will correct anyone who refers to me as my beloved furball’s “Mommy”. I bought my dog and can leave him in a cage when I go out drinking at night. Either of those things would get me arrested if I…

I’m going to be that guy...It’s wreaking, not wrecking.

In the first movie (god, how do I know this?) she admits during a sharing session with the other girls that her real name is Fat Patricia. Just a one-off joke, I guess.

My biggest problem was that they TELL her she’s beautiful. If “not knowing” is what makes her beautiful, WHAT HAPPENS TO HER WHEN SHE HEARS THIS SONG?

I used to refer to it as being like that logic puzzle. ‘You’re beautiful but you don’t know that you’re beautiful and not knowing that you’re beautiful is what makes you beautiful so presumably me singing that you’re beautiful will let you know that you’re beautiful and then you won’t be beautiful any more and then…

OK, I am now digging through articles via google (this is what’s important today, people), and here is one explanation offered by representatives of the school:

“We know Rose to be an intelligent and thoughtful child, and believe she would be well-suited to enroll in an academic setting more geared to homebound students, perhaps an online program as we have discussed in the past.”

The Latin for it is Pantaloonius Inflammatori, I think.

It’s just that most people on Reddit seem to not care about bodily integrity at all, except when it comes to circumcision and the very transparent reason is because it affects men and boys. The fact that people object to comparing male circumcision to female genital mutilation is viewed as some sort of great outrage…

“Pity party” = why you’re an asshole

Wicket. Duh.

I always want to choke out the assholes who present that argument, then force-feed them Barbara Ehrenreich's Nickel and Dimed. Her assertion that "there is no such thing as unskilled labor" is one of the profoundest statements in print.

Not the smartest but definitely the most edible.

That last scene killed me.

Times like this are when I miss Lindy the most.

Yeah, I think we are all a little grateful for our teenage anonymity.

I definitely don’t know what being a teen on a mega popular hit series and having every dumb thing my brain shoots out my word hole appear for everyone in the world to read, hear, and comment on. Considering how little brain to mouth filter I had at the time, I cringe to be her in about 5 years when her maturity…

Was this an act of malice?