I did team synchronized swimming to the soundtrack. I was ten.

Thanks for writing this great post, Kelly! If you liked Angela Carter’s “The Tiger’s Bride”, you might also like Emma Donoghue’s “The Tale of the Rose” from Kissing the Witch, where the “beastliness” of the beast is that under her cowl, she turns out to be a woman- and the heroine chooses a life with her.

Depends on the eyeliner. Same as certain earrings. Not that that’s fair, but these markers can communicate something.

Same. I’m squarely middle class and so is virtually all of my social circle, and I’m kind of flabbergasted when people talk about having “inherited” as though that’s a given thing. What kind of policies did their parents have, and why? When my dad died, my mom had one of his paintings framed for me. That’s it. And…

Props-from-the-high-school-drama-department awkward.

Replace “drugs” with “travel” or “authentic passion” or some shit and you’ve got Janne Robinson. It’s kind of eerie how their obnoxiousness lines up, like light and dark gothic twins, except hateful.

Eight movies since 2001.

Applause for “political reavers.” Using that.

These things aren’t mutually exclusive.

I sometimes wonder whether the people who bullied me and other kids in our school when we were young even remember that they did it. I assume a few of them were/are assholes through and through, but most probably grew up and normalled out.

Honest question- I’m Canadian, and of the wrong age to have watched That’s So Raven and entirely the wrong sensibility to watch The View, but I have wondered- does she pronounce that accent aigu like Beyoncé does? “Raven Simm-oh- NAY?”

But don’t you know that it’s a scientific fact that men get better looking as they age?

Or that living in the same house constitutes some degree of relationship, or at least provides opportunity- which is a much more direct application of said razor.

It reminded me of a (very different in tone, obvs) editorial I read criticizing the Livestrong foundation (ie, not a research-oriented charity) for routing minimal amounts of funding to research and the bulk to “psychosocial” programming, like “as if that’s even a thing, liars!” Now, there are plenty of reasons to…

There’s no need to put psychosocial in quotation marks- this makes it look like it’s a suspect word, whether newfangled or woo. Psychosocial care is an important medical principle and certainly very applicable here, since it means whole-person care that takes social situation, background, etc., into account, and looks…

Sadly, Comedy Central hates Canadians, but I did find a recap:

Actual LOL at “put the fox in the boat.”

I may be alone here, but I was TORTURED by the impossible logical loop of “You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful”. Like, it was a real problem for me. Not even the fucked up message, but the Escher-like way it doubles back on itself.

But don’t grillion your food, because carcinogens.

I will be like 38 weeks pregnant and newly on leave when this comes out.

I’m going to have a great day.