“What, you can’t make a large, binding financial investment without consulting the other person who would be affected by this kind of a decision? Pussy.”

that’s the worst of our country going on right now.

Because he sucks that badly.

Truly, we have reached the apex of our species. It’s all downhill from here!

Why doesn’t McDonalds have onion rings?

If I understand it correctly, it is mounted to the wall of your shower at waist-ish level for...quick access.

Trump is either crazy, committed a crime/is an agent of a foreign power, or both.

Essie makes some amazing colors, but they have all taken 2-3 coats to look nice for me. OPI is solid and has pretty colors, but I am such a stan for all things Sally Hanson...so cheap, so good.

AGREED. I have this fabulous blue color (something about a cabana? whatever, too lazy to google) from Essie but it takes a minimum of 2 coats to look solid, and 3 to look vibrant.

“How may it influence someone’s opinion of the LGBT community who has yet to actually meet a gay person in real life?”

THAT is shade. Paging Kara Brown!

That is such a rookie move on the part of her label, and pretty well underscores Clover’s point about Nicki being in an entirely different league professionally.

I love a good road trip through Wisconsin! We always end up eating way more than we want to in the car because we can’t resist all the tasty roadside grub.

I think Drew did a decent job as well.

A lot of people seem to view it as a post-college extension of University of Illinois’ Unofficial drinking event.

I mean...what are the alternatives? The other one (She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, because if you type it too many times she appears behind you shrieking about Ivanka Trump’s clothing line, like cross between Gollum and Bloody Mary) mucked it up pretty spectacularly when given the spotlight, and as dumb as this dude is,…

Drew, you are a treasure. I only wish that you could have gotten this very good advice to HamNo first.

When it comes down to writing about something he legitimately cares about vs. having the chance to be an inflammatory troll, I think it’s usually pretty evident where HamNo’s heart lies.

Being ironically tone deaf but it’s totally okay because he really is an ally and your getting upset over it is like, the point, man is his thing. See, because he’s so woke he can pretend that he’s not woke at all to flip the script and say offensive shit because it really makes you think, man. His being a tone deaf…