I mean...what are the alternatives? The other one (She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, because if you type it too many times she appears behind you shrieking about Ivanka Trump’s clothing line, like cross between Gollum and Bloody Mary) mucked it up pretty spectacularly when given the spotlight, and as dumb as this dude is,…

Drew, you are a treasure. I only wish that you could have gotten this very good advice to HamNo first.

When it comes down to writing about something he legitimately cares about vs. having the chance to be an inflammatory troll, I think it’s usually pretty evident where HamNo’s heart lies.

Being ironically tone deaf but it’s totally okay because he really is an ally and your getting upset over it is like, the point, man is his thing. See, because he’s so woke he can pretend that he’s not woke at all to flip the script and say offensive shit because it really makes you think, man. His being a tone deaf…

Yup! We’re in Chicago, so when we visit them we usually have 2 stops for Wisconsin-related grub: Brennan’s Market for curds and beer/wine (I can never remember which one we stop at), and whatever gas station off of 90 past the Dells that has a giant orange moose next to it - Black Falls?

My best friend and her fiancé live in Minneapolis, and they’ve definitely made the jaunt across the border to Wisconsin on a Sunday at least once...beyond needing to buy booze, they usually end up buying some quality sausage links and cheese curds at the liquor store/gas station, because that’s just how Wisconsin…

I’ve been waiting for an excuse to use this gif...

And was jailed by none other than Chris Christie...this whole shitshow is a snake eating its own tail.

I love that there are zero responses to meteor...which leads me to believe they deleted all of them. o.O

Ha, glad to be of service! I loved watching Storm Chasers when he was on it, especially when contrasted with Tim Samaras (who was known for his extremely cautious approach to chasing), because Reed could be such a loon.

“Honey, this is a tissue of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill...and I killed him.”

Reed Timmer?

Schrödinger’s intel leak.

...is that truck parked IN the landscaping?

I’ve been doing olive oil, garlic salt, some ground black pepper, and red pepper flakes on both broccoli and green beans - it’s delicious, crunchy, slightly spicy goodness that makes green stuff highly edible to everyone involved.

The Kylie Jenner Gossip Copy URL actually tells me all I need to know about her:

It’s like you’re not even trying to be a good troll anymore, HamNo. Low energy. Sad!

Besides the distinct sound of another phone getting picked up (the “click” that others have mentioned), the sound quality of the call tends to change a bit...you hear more dead air, there are new/different background noises, etc.

Ben Affleck being the only celebrity name not bolded in a Dirt Bag...do I detect some shade, Bobby?

The more I watch that video, the funnier it gets - my god, he was so mad to have been deprived of his signature move. It’s like poetry.