I’ve had the same experience while hanging out with a bunch of Wisconsinites, while I have the audacity to be from the Chicago region. They affectionately refer to us as FIBs (Fucking Illinois Bastards) - people would be cool, conversation would turn to where we’re from, I mention it, then I’m instantly an asshole. It…

I’m legitimately disappointed that The Piano Guys are performing D:

It’s...unsettling that this dude went ahead and straight-up articulated exactly what everyone was afraid of with Trump’s election.

And?

Yup, my thoughts precisely. I envision it going thusly:

As a haver of prodigious assets, I can vouch that Spanx do an excellent job of concealing panty lines in form-fitting dresses.

Goofer and the Butthole’s Drivetime Tit Fiesta

I know this gesture/expression combo intimiately from my drunken early 20s...I accordingly like this Corinne character a whole lot more!

Is it weird that this gif upped my respect for this girl by like, 10000%?

And yet I’d probably still do him.

I just made an involuntary hand-waving “shoo” gesture at my monitor upon seeing his face in the header. At this juncture in our history, ain’t nobody got time for bb or his shenanigans.

Tilda Swinton, who had never changed out of her workout outfit consisting of a white tracksuit, made him mac and cheese.

I got a little giddy thinking about the compounded power of a double People’s Eyebrow, not gonna lie.

a ridiculous conservative website...Heat Street definitely came in white hot

That shade gave me life, and is my go-to example in trying to explain the nature of shade to the uninitiated.

I’d recommend picking a few of your fandoms/interests, and starting there - personally, I’m intermittently active in my particular nerdy areas of ASoIF (A Song of Ice and Fire), Skyrim, classical music, and Harry Potter. Thus far I’ve enjoyed the communities there immensely; they’ve been super welcoming and…

And on the rare occasion it does? It’s usually shouted down into oblivion, or swiftly removed by mods. I love the Gawker Media universe, but their constant hating on Reddit is obnoxious - it’s not like this site doens’t have its own enclave of racists, sexists, homophobes, and trolls. It’s almost like it’s not…

Because Jez/the GM universe has a raging hate boner for Reddit.

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IT’S SO GOOD