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I feel like this was something his team conceived and he went along with it, rather than Hiddles being the mastermind behind it all...and if that was indeed the case, homeboy needs a new PR team stat because that was handled so badly. You’re very right that he ultimately took a bigger hit, because he doesn’t have a

So they’re the retro, ironic love triangle?

Luann’s expression is the best:

Nah, I’m the same way - I’m 28 and still prefer to hand write all of my notes, even in an office environment. In undergrad I took a notebook to lectures/discussion sections, and would later type up all of my notes (along with any important book passages, etc.) to make a study guide for exams/midterms/finals. The

I love that this was captured at precisely the right moment so that we could see Mike Myers’ complete disbelief that Kanye just said that, on live television, right next to him. Magic.

I was on vacation with my parents - one of our first and only major vacations as a family - and had just gotten back to our hotel near Cedar Point. My parents put the TV on to catch up with the news while I showered after the water park (because no internet meant relying on TV news), and I just remember my mom started

Also, re: Sansel...he’s so hot right now.

go for a drive around the palace or scold her corgis.

A long term ex-boyfriend of mine was a Packers fan (I was so young, and so naive), and a chunk of his extended family lived in the Green Bay region. Naturally they were all devoted Pack fans and “owners” and referred to Brett Favre as “Brett,” as if the entire region was on a first-name buddy-buddy basis with the

Honestly, I’m inclined to believe he just may be an asshole with an entitlement complex.

She tempted him from the get-go! It’s her fault he groomed her for years and tormented her mother about it!! He’s the real victim here and everyone’s sustained outrage makes him really sad, so you should all stop it now :( :( :(

Woody Allen can choke on a bag of dicks.

HA that brings me great joy...I work in Evanston and all the bougie little freshmen with their cardigan-over-the-shoulders parents are currently tottering about campus all wide-eyed, taking up the whole sidewalk while staring at the magical wonders that are Cosi and Starbucks.

Right?! I was legitimately sad when her and Chad Kroeger of Nickleback fame split, because (musically, at least) they deserved each other. Good on Hilary Duff for avoiding Aaron Carter like the plague.

I feel like it’s more like the late 90s/early 2000s, because every time I see her I think about Good Charlotte...

But like, a good bribe because charity, so it’s okay.

Mr. Socko, for so very, very many reasons. Also this being used against Vince is particularly appropriate, given his bromance with He Who Shall Not Be Named.

Oh, you’re not kidding! I swam butterfly so I had to do the first 25 of each 100 in our test sets fly to build my endurance...I don’t look back upon that too fondly, though it did make me a much tougher athlete.

I have this really fond (cough) memory of a particular practice during which my cramps were insane, and I was curled up on the deck in the fetal position just wanting to go ahead and die...my coach came over to check on me (he was a middle aged guy, and bless him for dealing with 70 high school girls simultaneously on

“I’ve made a terrible mistake.”