That Double Feature is some Grade-A shaaaaaaaaaaaade.

Yeah I mean...Cersei had to pay using all three kids, no one wants to pay those kinds of prices.

I think part of it is that even with knowing something horrible is going to happen (the slowly-building piano theme, the way it was shot), we still spend a lot of that first scene worrying about the future of the Tyrells: what will happen now that Loras has given up his claim to Highgarden? What will he do as a member…

“Whatever that means” is, in all likelihood, no more brown people in their country.

He tried to be a Petyr Baelish by causing chaos and manipulating the game, but ended up being a Renley Baratheon: taken down by his own hubris.

It sounds genuinely exhausting for TSwift and Hiddles to exist in the states you just described...good lord.

She reminds me of mid-2000s Jessica Alba there, which is not a compliment, but also not entirely an insult...I clearly have some feelings to sort out.

More like thot Chris, amirite?!?!?!?!

Probably because a. they didn’t notice, b. he kept is trap shut in front of them so that they didn’t hear him being creepy, or (and I hope it’s not this one) c. they just didn’t care.

“Cool story, bro!”

He takes the phase “knocking boots” very literally.

Refer to Deadspin’s Funbag from a few weeks ago for your answer...

Yeah, he was just...beautiful. Some recent roles have been fairly decent (Gatsby) but good lawd was he a fine man back in the day.

My dad loves Deadwood, and already had a pretty foul mouth on him - that show legitimately opened up a whole new world of horrendous shit for him to say, and for that I am eternally grateful!

I can never be sad when I see this gif.

It was delightful! I really enjoyed it - if you’re a Lonely Island fan, it’s very much in their vein of humor. The songs, like everything else they write, are both patently absurd and super catchy.

He made a truly excellent Harvey Levin in Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping.

In all honesty...I just throw some frozen strawberries/mangoes in my wine and call it a day (though NEVER in my reds, heavens to Betsy!). Sometimes my bestie and I will soak the frozen fruit in some vodka for a hot minute, then add the wine, then get belligerent and shouty while watching House Hunters International.

I use frozen strawberries and/or frozen mangoes to keep my whites/rosés cold in the summer when I’m draaaaanking outside - classy, AND delicious! Bonus points if you soak the frozen fruit in vodka for a few.

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith (RIP poor dude) come to mind...