...if you hit the snooze button, he bursts through the door and gives you the People’s Elbow.

Can we talk about the woman behind and to the right of Wolf? I don’t even have to see the rest of her face to appreciate the look she’s giving him.

Congrats on the weight loss! That’s very literally how I’ve dropped ~50 lbs over the past couple years - myfitnesspal, gym, eating well most of the time. As someone said above: it’s not sexy, but it works. As long as it’s a steady pace, your metabolism should be fine!

Man, Cadet Kelly is really moving up in the world!

Their financial situation? Better than ever!

#notallmen

Girl, just because you’re Beyoncé doesn’t mean he’ll change his ways. She got with a guy who was a notorious dog before her, and is apparently surprised that he continues to be one.

While I agree that Jay Z is the biggest asshole in this whole scenario, there’s something to be said for people who deliberately pursue those in relationships/marriages. Yes, the person who actually cheats is the most at fault by a large margin, but precisely 0% of his sidepieces can claim that they didn’t know he was…

Their entire relationship has more or less reeked of a business marriage, rather than one of passionate love. Maybe they were actually into each other at some point, but now it’s more about Bey’s #brand - your point about the studio-era phony affairs is spot on, and how I’ve felt about their entire marriage for quite…

That’s very true! And most people don’t actually think most men are like this...which is why it’s important for them to shut down the vile douchbags among them.

The storyline of their (fake) whirlwind romance/marriage has gotten stale, and there’s nothing ‘bloids love more than a good cheating and/or divorce scandal. So probably yes.

Jay-Z is also a known POS, and has always been...I don’t think many people would be surprised at his being a shitbag. Then again, I always felt like theirs was essentially a publicity marriage and Bey’s more pissed that he’s not playing along and thus damaging her “brand” than anything else.

Nope - at least not here on Jez. Bey can evidently do no wrong.

Yup, same. I guess I’ll have to surrender my English Literature degree, but...I was always rather “meh” on the Brontës. Wuthering Heights was fine if I was in a brooding, emo sort of mood (probably why I liked it when we read it in high school), but for as may times as I’ve tried to read Jane Eyre it’s just never…

Extra +1 for misuse of apostrophe. Really gives it an authentic feel!

Oh my gawwwwwwd Cliff! I had such a thing for him when this movie came out - he was my template for an ideal boyfriend: sarcastic, funny, awkward, sweet, hot in a geeky way...yup. Fast forward 15ish years (nope refuse to believe it’s been that long lalalalala) and Mr. Floyd and I are watching Bring it On; I describe…

I believe Star over OK/In Touch/Life & Style. Don’t ask why, because there’s no good explanation.

This was probably his passive-aggressive way of punishing Heidi for being more satisfied with her little helper than with him.

Kylie Jenner never bothered to housebroken her dogs, and refuses to clean up their shit when they inevitably squat in her home.

Yeah, that definitely was part of it. Nice of everyone to drop in and be so encouraging. /s