Nova is awesome! I always try to catch it when I’m at my parents’ house - no fancy cable for Mr. Floyd and I, being the plebes we are.

I used to watch the veterinary ER show, whatever it was called, religiously in the days of yore. I usually ended up crying and miserable by the end when an animal died, and my parents were baffled as to why I did this to myself continuously. Good times!

Ring the alarm!

NO get out of here with your reason! This is a hysterical, hyperbolic thread only!

Yes, because a woman from Wisconsin with no actual training is certainly qualified for the job of caring for damaged exotic animals that don’t in any way belong where they’ve wound up, and absolutely nothing bad could ever come of it.

You know, it’s funny because when the movies originally came out I remember a lot of people really disliking the casting for Cedric, because “he’s supposed to be super hot!” Then the Twilight films came out and it was like, “omg Edward is so hotttt I lurve RPatz!” and the Harry Potter fandom was over there like...o.O…

Probably sums it up well as to why that is, unfortunately.

Ohmigawd Sean Biggerstaff. I only remember the actor’s name because 13 year old Artemis and her friends giggled maniacally over it for like, an entire year - but man was he pretty. Still seems to be, too:

“I sincerely appreciate the concept - I think it’s great! It’s just totally fucking awful in practice.”

That donkey looks absolutely ashamed to be associated with these shenanigans.

Lordy, I have never been prouder to hail from the ‘burbz...guh. It’s always so exciting to see a random town that you’ve known about your whole life on a national news platform, until it turns out to be this clusterfuck. It was like, “Oh cool look, it’s Berwyn in the news! I’ve been there! I wonder what’s- oh. Um.”

Oh. fucking. snap.

Oh god it hurts me.

Parenting expert Jen Abas de Jong told Life & Style she thinks this is a bad idea.

I think it’s how he’s accessorizing his whole look with the pipe - it really brings the whole thing together.

Oh for sure; I use Aveeno for my face (they have a tinted moisturizer with SPF 30 that is both my daily foundation and sublock).

Oh for sure; I use Aveeno for my face (they have a tinted moisturizer with SPF 30 that is both my daily foundation…

A fascinating story about the world’s shittiest people (hyperbole, but whatever close enough).