Don’t tell me, cuz it hurts.

I am trying to decide who I find more annoying between Giada de Laurentiis, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shenton.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Bad writers need inspiration too. That kind of badness doesn’t come out of thin air! It comes out of looking at other people’s stuff and stealing things.

Power Trip is the correct answer!

He’s really more of an “aggregator” than a “writer.”

Comparing breast feeding to taking a shit tells me everything I need to know about you.

You don’t even need to go back that far: airlines were deregulated in 1978 in the US, and shit’s been going downhill since then. In the EU, airfares are lower and people get treated better. It’s almost like government regulations are not a universal evil...

One does not have the legal right to be ‘squeamish’ about breast feeding. A woman has the right to breast feed wherever. And the ‘squamish’ can F off. Breasts are not sexual objects.

I’m not surprised but I’m a little bummed Gorillaz didn’t get a nod.

Hey, hey, we all love H. Jon Benjamin, but I must insist that our greatest living voice actor is in fact Frank Welker. Let’s see Jon Benjamin try to imitate every animal in the world!

So where are all the pearl-clutchers who were up in arms over single sex ‘Wonder Woman’ screenings? 

Rich old men pretending they’re more rugged than they are? Treating women as servants? Unfettered urination? How is this not Donald Trump’s Disneyland?

Can we just shut fucking Twitter down please? Lump in the president and nobody can convince me that it does more good than harm. It is a platform for bullying, hatred, and for shallow, stupid people to primp and brag. It is a terrible result of our modern age and the ‘look at me’ culture; it is literally the end…

It’s almost like communicating through Twitter isn’t good for our mental health.

Hi Whitney,

Her two eldest daughters became moms at age 17. “Mama June” is 38 with 3 grandkids. June had her first kid at 16. Even with whatever “wealth” comes from their “fame,” that family cannot postpone teen pregnancy. What’s missing? What does this say for the rest of the country that does not have money to access health…

If you consciously voted for a abusive white supremacist because you felt spiteful that other people said mean things about you - such as you were stupid enough to consciously vote for a abusive white supremacist - you are objectively a stupid, selfish asshole.