Maybe it’s never been competent. It’s just that we’re now more aware of the incompetency.

His lawyer’s statement contains at least one lie - this report initially surfaced in 2015. It didn’t blow up because 2015 was a different world, and one of the only ways this nightmare hellscape we’re living in has improved since then is we no longer ignore credible allegations of sexual misconduct by famous men.

“Hope starts with ‘H’, stupid!” -Batman, The Pete Holmes Show

Steppenwolf (Ciaran Hinds: multiple roles) They will birng their powerful blues infused psychedelic rock making the Justice League go on a Magic Carpet Ride but should take caution when they bring out the Pusher. I said God damn, God damn the pusher man

How dare you Nilus. That scene showed how philosophically deeper the DC movies are, unlike those mediocre Marvel movies. The email represented how Luthor tried to be god using the technology of the internet to be all seeing. It’s so deep!

Yep, that thrilled 10 minute scene where Wonder Woman reads her email and watches some youtube videos. Fucking thrilling!

The most impressive thing about BvS is that the Martha bullshit was so bad that it caused all of us to forget the “on my planet ‘S’ means hope” nonsense from Man of Steel.

Yes, blown away by the shitty CGI that looks like it came right out of Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, a shitty villain not even people who actually read the comics care about, and references to stuff that would make you much rather read the stuff they’re referencing rather than watch the movie.

It gets worse when you learn that Super Jesus basically commits genocide on his own species by destroying the only known means of repopulating the Kyptonian species for no real reason.

Uh, whoever said Amazonians don’t get to experience “pleasures of the flesh”? 

Unfortunately, explosion is no match for the fastest man alive

If Superman has a mustache then maybe he came from the Darkest timeline or Mirror Universe.

What you need to know before seeing Justice League:

Go see Thor 3 again instead.

Judging from the trailers I’d say in flashbacks.

Explosion (special effect): Rapidly-expanding flame and combustion gases. You’ll see a lot of these, sometimes for an apparent reason.

Take away the visuals, and all movies become radio plays.

Exactly, even the two worst MCU movies(Iron Man 2 and Thor 2) are watchable and enjoyable. I’d sit both of them 10 times over slogging through BvS or SS a second time

Yeah, I’d have to agree.

IMO: The fact that Dr Strange counts as “mediocre” in the MCU is a ringing endorsement of the overall quality of the MCU.