I lived in Lawton for a time. It’s a dusty shithole.

So like welfare?

The Pioneer Woman hate usually stems from people who think she’s snobby (she’s had some cringe worthy blog posts) or that she shouldn’t use the word “retarded” to describe her brother (she shouldn’t).

Okay, so I wasn’t the only one thinking that. I was filing him in my mind in the “Should Have Been Long Gone Already” category.

I dunno how that is NOT harassment. Have we crossed the sexual rubicon to the point that asking a woman to watch you jerk off is acceptable behavior? Take it out of the colleague realm for a moment, Cabbie asks. Passenger says no thank you. Everybody cool with that? How about a waiter? “My name is Eliot and I’ll be…

You really don’t see the problem with asking a colleague in a professional situation if they’ll watch you masturbate? He has power over the careers/opportunities these women are exposed to. Do you do that at work? Walk into the lunch room and ask the first woman you see if she’ll look at your dick?

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

Seriously. The answer isn’t to avoid being alone with women. The answer is to be able to be alone with a woman without acting like a creep.

Any guy scared enough to be adopting the Mike Pence rule is a guy who needs to adopt the Mike Pence rule. Let them tell on themselves.

How did pretty much every note Sublime ever played not get mentioned here? I was in college when they were having their 15 minutes (dating myself) and they were the worst example of dorm-rock (I think I just invented, or at least named a sub-genre) for kids who have never been out of their parents’ house and think…

“Father of Mine” is more tolerable than the sound of Art Alexakis hugging and telling himself he’s okay in “Wonderful.”

There are alt rock stations that still have that song on hourly rotation. Also, “Father of Mine” by Everclear. Un-fucking-believable.

How did Sublime ‘Santeria’ not get a mention here?

Not if your office mate gets it as an earworm and sings or whistles it constantly during a 8 hour work day. I told him if he continued we’d make the “News of the Weird” with the headline “Woman strangles co-worker for singing insipid song from the 1980s”

We must be around the same age, because my experience with the truly execrable “You Light Up My Life” is the same as yours.

Sussudio is a fun song. Hardly thought-provoking or clever music, but enjoyable and catchy.

Wow, no. “Sussudio” is fine. Not Collins’ best, but it’s catchy and pleasant. That “Groovy Kind of Love” cover, though...

They all live near me. I see them walking around, at coffee shops and things like that. They seem like nice guys.

It’s only going to get crazier, I think. Stay away from blind items unless you feel like making yourself sick. And don’t ever put your kids in show business (if you have any)