I’ve been in step 13 for a long time and I need a kick in the ass to get going. This might be it, Erin!

Oh George. I used to say that all the time at my last job (while I was plotting my escape). “How’s work today, artdork?” “Oh, we sure are having fun.”

Damn it! Missed it by seconds!

I’m a BU person too! No wonder we’re friends!!

Ask and ye shall receive!

*tear rolls down artdork’s cheek

I’m still missing that man.

I bought some bacon over the weekend that was labeled “gluten free”. Sigh.

Maybe this is the side effect from all that 80s coke use???

This almost makes me want twitter. ALMOST.

Umm.....when is my birthday AND halloween?? It ain’t winter.

I thought he was in the commercials too! D’oh!

He was also one of those terrible Geico cavemen back in the day.

Everytime I hear something about Kylie:

No, we didn’t have HBO at the time. Now that we do, I need to catch up.

The furs!!

Oh Nick and Nora...if that isn’t a life goal, I don’t know what is.

Can we go see that Liberace fella that everyone’s talking about? I hear he rides onto stage in a Rolls Royce covered in rhinestones!

I know I’m not hip with the kids, but those look like cherry halls up there. Are you suggesting that weed halls will help my sore throat?

He can’t dance either...