Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

I feel like somehow the Republicans will turn this into another reason to try to keep women from obtaining contraception — OH, YOU WANT THE ISIS PILLS, HUH??

New hipster trend.
Artisanal ASS BEARDS.

I believe Malala Yusafsai was entirely correct when she told Obama that investing in education for girls would have been far more of an efficient method of combating terrorism than the drone program, or the support of rival fighter groups. Preventative or restorative investments in civil society and infrastructure are…

I wonder where Rick Scott has hidden his horcruxes. We need to find them and stop him.

Right?? So essentially, the school awarded THEMSELVES $50k for his sexual harassment of one of their female employees. My goodness. So every time a faculty member commits a crime against a coworker, the fucking SCHOOL gets a savings of $50k. That sounds like an incentive to keep faculty that have a record: their…

I thought the GOP hated JFK? So are these republican women basically admitting that they secretly lust for liberals?


Okay I just googled it and apparently Ted Cruz came out and said that JFK would be a republican today and that dems would hate him ‘cause he stood for religious liberty. Which is bonkers. JFK DID stand…

Dear Pink Repblican Gun Ladies.

Which is the greatest evil visited upon the public since Crystal Pepsi!

When can we expect to celebrate Tories? I’d like to start proclaiming my proud heritage of not wanting to declare independence from Great Britain.

Why, yes, it is treasonous. Also, March is to be “Jim Crow Law Nostalgia Month,” which I also have a problem with.

Asked for comment, Jesus Christ was quoted as saying, "Leave me out of this, fellas. I'm voting Democrat."

I feel like we should leave hares alone. Bunnies are really nice.

Funny how the agenda of single women consist primarily of policies that benefit society in general rather than just a few...

Who has to fuck the goat?

Coincidentally, ‘Yelp’ is the sound you make when you owe 350K in punitive damages.

I don’t believe any of this because cats resent everything.