Trump voters:

I don’t know if this was covered elsewhere today or not but it made my day:

I went through a couple years worth of gawker articles and made a list back in November, because they tickled me so. Here is a very incomplete list pulled from gawker and a few from somewhere else...

Nom de plume, perhaps?

My gut tells me the Illuminati did it (it was hit sent out by Jay-Z & Beyonce...it can’t be a coinicidence Bey did a tribute to the Black Panthers at the Superbowl and suddenly Scalia drops dead. Her performance must have sent out reverse-racist alpha rays throught the teevee that caused Scalia’s stroke).

Don’t worry. I’m sure President Beef Supreme will pardon him once he hears that impassioned explanation of how radical the police chase was and all the great reasons he had for evading authority.

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

Well, not to undermine YOUR point, but two men were killed.

Think real hard about whether that fact actually undermines the OP’s point.

Ohio would like to have a word with you

Never mind the Democrats, never mind the Republican establishment, never mind Dick Cheney, never mind the 1.6 billion followers of Islam. Today Donald Trump made the enemy who will ultimately destroy him: adultosaur.