The Last Story

I guess I'd give it a sploosh. Except the male version of a sploosh. I guess a sploosh with semen.

Super Monkeyball on Gamecube ruled my dorm-room in college. Hours and hours we spent trying to break records and beat levels. Damn I miss that. Wii U needs a new, good Monkeyball game.

Kotaku doesn't owe you anything. Every article has people who disagree. Whiner.

I'm so glad tablets are going to put consoles and handhelds out of business.

I agree with your sentiments, but not the tone.

Pitch Perfect was cute. Go see it. Anna Kendrick is wonderful to watch.

Gotta catch 'em all!

God forbid Samus have emotions! I like my women without personalities...and in binders! J/K.

I played the demo and was dancing to the soundtrack while I drove. I like all kinds of music. I know dubstep is about 4 years past its underground "cool" stage, but most of what I heard was electronica/techno/dance anyway. Either way, I like the soundtrack and the game just fine.

Agreed. Xenoblade, The Last Story, and Skyward Sword are all within the past 12 months are three of the best games I have played this generation.

Well, I can tell you haven't played Mark of the Ninja.

More of this please...

I picked up Code of Princess and I'm loving it!

Just played the demo. Never played any XCom game before. Reminded me of Fire Emblem a lot. Am I crazy?

#correction First paragraph, extra word "one".

I give my thanks to the guy that leaked the code. Fuck all those people that turned the PSP into a pirating machine, and essentially killing it in the U.S. market.

One lame joke turned into a longer, lamer article.