I like the limit of 6 for player’s on the field coming to the mound. I think manager visits should be excluded from that count as they already have a limit in place. It’s going to get real goofy when the limit is met and you need to get the pitcher out.

So order her a cheeseburger separately, the menu is changing.

I missed the part where you are banned from ordering cheeseburgers if you have a child. Good on McDonalds for encouraging healthier choices. If little Timmy wants a cheeseburger, order him one.

Hey man - did you see that game last night?

He’s talking about the in game camera - the shots I get while playing mario kart are crystal clear!

$7.99 - seems like steal. Might have to pick this up

You can’t apply our understanding of physics to the Star Wars universe.

Before the EU was no longer canon, Leia was Jedi knighted by Seba. Now her backstory is unknown, but I wouldn’t say it’s “nothing more than novice”. Instead, we don’t know, but can assume some training. Compared to Arod, who we know has no formal force training.

Ah treason and wu tang clan, they go hand-in-hand in this regard.

ANDY PETTITE IS A STARTING PITCHER.

The team is channeling their inner arod.

The street rod fits my need for a bike, but for that price - well, I’m not buying it. Rather jump on a sv650

Careful, you may cut yourself with how edgy this article is.

Oh man, I just received a wedding invite with a card to request a song to “get you on the dance floor”. I torn on either the Humpty Dance or Let me clear my throat.

I can. Does this mean I have a chance as a slow pitch specialist?

I guess the idea is they will make it all back on the higher interest rate?

Fake news.

Dude is thirsty as fuck too:

I was a partial plan holder a few years ago - It just got too expensive to go to the stadium. I heard $40 to park in some of the lots this year. I’ll watch the games at home. The new stadium is nothing special either.

Based on his age and persona, I took him as 100% serious. Either that or he is amazing bullshitter.