I didn't read the article. I am dumb.

I've been doing a Blackwidow for a while, now, and I can't imagine going to any other Razer keyboard, just because of the mechanical keys. Anything with keys needs to have mechanical keys.

I was spanked. I think it's idiotic. All it did was teach me to be afraid of my parents, which is not the point of discipline. If my parents wanted me to respect them, then depriving me of happiness would have been the way to go, not physical abuse.

Your workplace gives you mechanical keyboards? That's the most amazing thing ever.

What about Foobar2000? Or has that stopped working?

If you ever use one on a regular basis, your fingers will never want to type on a membrane keyboard, ever again.

When did I mention anything involving shareware? I'm talking about freeware and paid software comparisons between platforms.

Stuff like this makes me want to be an app developer, just so I can blatantly rip off their apps, add better functionality, and then undercut the price by 90%.

You're still supporting my point. $5 is not free. Or even $1.

I find it a weird phenomenon that many of these apps would either be free or much cheaper on the Windows side of things. It seems to me that Mac developers almost always like to charge money for their products, when iOS, Android, and Windows devs do so much less often.

In any case, I don't have a family, and it still wouldn't have let me rent games, so I don't care.

I'm going to ask where you're getting that from, other than in your conspiracy theories.

People eat fava beans?

Okay, I'll give you that I was in the middle of angrily yelling at almost every 'tard on this page, but I still have a statement against you.

You're jumping to a totally ridiculous end, here.

Can anyone tell me if this works in St. Louis?

That's the single most insane thing on this page and I sincerely hope you're just trolling.

I'm sorry, what? If you're having issues with your Windows laptop every weekend, I think that's your fault for either buying a shitty laptop or being the most idiotic person on the Internet and constantly downloading shitware.

iBuyPower is a pretty competitive laptop company that has computers leaps and bounds above rMBP for half the price.

Isn't Windows for folks who want to be able to run applications that actually work (vs Linux's GNU-filled excuses for software) on hardware that isn't overpriced (vs Mac Pro)?