"A Mac (with Parallels running Microsoft Office)"

Aren't they both flat on the edges? Why can't you just prop them against the side of a shelf, or whatever you're putting next to them?

What do you have to do with anything?

I think that I don't care about your fucking metrics and that Facebook is for faggots.

Google the account name. Or just don't sign up for random websites without keeping track of them.

Because they're links. They don't even eat a full kilobyte of RAM, I'm sure. It's not like the full webapp is running all the time.

"The new split screen is awesome. I love having this dual look of each app. On top of that, in accordance to the above point, I can work on one app while the other is working away as well. Due to Modern apps being faster (at least on my computer), this works out. "

Or just stop using Facebook.

Full screen apps are the worst part of Win8. Nothing like taking the desktop, the greatest multitasking thing on the market, and constricting them to one and a quarter apps at a time. Great, so now I can just switch between my apps with a keyboard shortcut or by moving my mouse to the upper-left corner of the screen…

This is so obviously Garry's Mod that it makes me sad to think people don't know the difference.

While I agree with you on the short term, there really isn't much of a better way to get people to accept something like this without forcing them into it, and since Microsoft runs the lives of everyone with either an average household income or the straight-up brains to not buy a Mac, they can force everyone into…

But the rest of society does, when it comes to something as minute as "666." "Number of the Beast" is on the damned radio, and obviously no one but people like you complain about it.

It's sort of part of the whole spooky scary theme. If you're living in modern times and are actually offended by 666, go to some Amish camp, or something.

That whole device compatibility argument is a stupid one, considering that Windows Phone has very strict basic hardware requirements and yet even less comes out on it than on Android.

Shit. I have to get a 3DS, now, don't I?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Never mind me, I don't know how to read.

But I want a flying, floating car. And a toaster fridge. Tim Cook is a dummy.

Aw, shit, I better un-jailbreak the iPad I sold to my parents. Oh, wait, that's retarded and would make the iPad ten times shittier.

This really seems like it could have benefitted from the Vita's rear touch pad. Also needs strafing.