That seems dangerous as fuck. What if someone happens to trip and lands halfway inside of the elevator? They're doing half the work of Final Destination.

No. No, you can't.

He does have a point. There's nothing Microsoft does that no one else can. It's just that Microsoft provides the best price/performance ratio, so to speak.

I'm gonna be honest - that picture looks way too good to look like anything other than a modern photograph, and the "old-fashioned" printing process adds nothing to the picture besides an air of useless pretentiousness. And an ugly dream sequence-like look on the edges that can be added with Photoshop.

I read on another website that the lawsuit was over breach of contract. Perhaps Lambert wasn't supposed to appear in any video-game-related commercials for some period of time?

Ehhhhhhh.

Shut up. If you're dim enough to care about the sex of the main character, then you're too shallow to deserve a female character. It's not like the story would be any different as a woman, and if the main character was a woman, no man would be complaining, besides the monkey-brained fuckheads like you, who actually…

Why is it that whenever someone uses After Effects for anything, they insist on not only not using a tripod, but also telling the cameraman to constantly shake around like it's two degrees and he has no shirt on?

But I feel indifferent. How am I supposed to pass this captcha?

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It's funny because the system my company uses only works in Chrome.

On the contrary. I bought the 4S out of contract, because I don't think the 5 is worth the money in any way.

https://twitter.com/i0n1c/status/253591875200638976

So I guess nobody keeps their phone in their back pocket. I'm not talking from my own experience, by the way. I was smart enough to stick with the 4S. Just look around on YouTube.

And yet it still bends when you sit on it.

My sister will be unhappy that she can't play Minecraft. Insert PC master race comment in regard to myself.

I love the "wait" option at the window. This is really cool.

Am I the only person who never even sees his desktop? I always have something open to obscure it; normally, that thing is Chrome. I've always been impressed by what people do with their desktops, but when I set anything up, it ends up being pointless, because I never see it.

The links at the bottom aren't links. They're just text.

This test was not designed for me, apparently.