That’s fucking awesome.

When I read that, my brain immediately thought it was an update of the classic Lee Majors’ series `The Fall Guy’.  (Which incidentally if done right could be awesome, just not with those 2)

Dr. Mario, but instead of germs it’s teeth?

Did he ever fight Triangle Man? Who won?

I sang that in my head

Not important to the story, but I grew up in DeLand, Florida. So this was a weird story for me for a bunch of other reasons.

Report: This was not at all surprising to anyone

I’m thinking they taste more like Popplers

I’m pretty sure they taste of spite and hate.

Chicken with a hint of a lemon.

Uh oh, I hope this doesn’t force Konami back to making games

Toby Fox gave his blessing, so it’s all good!

‘NFTs are just beanie babies for people who get mad whenever there are black people in Star Wars movies’.

I miss “classic” Red VS> blue. Sadly hasn’t been the same in years. Don’t get me wrong, the new stuff looks great, but, just hasn’t been as good since RoosterTeeth got “BIG”. 😢😭

I remember buying Crackdown just to get into the Halo 3 beta and being pleasantly surprised by both games.

Now red and blue coatings are locked behind a paywall lolol

This speaks to me! I like the online for the online well enough but just give me these story beats offline. Having to deal with online nonsense for story stuff is just not it in GTA.

Amen. I played Online once and that was enough for me. These updates all sound amazing, but maybe they could also apply to people who don’t want to deal with the bullshit of an online experience?