If you feel like your luck in Genshin Impact is resembling this:

It should have gone with ‘Drink More Ovaltine.’

Levi Ackerman as Nathan Drake in: Call of Duty Vanguard
All that’s missing is ‘Levi voiced by Chris Pratt’

After seeing this one might think that Amy could have had an advantage.

I resolve to play less mobile games...

Let’s remember when an ambulance was allowed to run over players in order to reach an injured player.

Remember when Genshin was hated because it felt too much like BOTW?

I laughed at that...

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Remembering an old Spiderman game...not sure if it was on the nes or sega...but remembering when Spidey lost he ends up in jail but when you Continue Webhead then breaks out of jail, beats up a guard and escapes. Used to have a gif of that Continue sequence but lost it many years ago.

All that’s missing is Mark Hamill voicing four characters.

Maybe a Female Krampus would have been more acceptable.

This is sounding like Steam’s broken Nier Automata again.

When everybody is mad

He’ll just get a slap on the wrists like the creator of Rurori Kenshin got?

The GTAOnline update shows Take Two continuing to distance itself from Post-Release Single Player Story Modes.

This falls under Creepy Christmas Cards

Presuming that if FFVIIr is released next December on Steam then it might not be as expensive.