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Aw, it’s not an actual Destiny2/Untitled Goose Game crossover.
Oh well, still an excuse to post this again.

Guess this means I can finally buy F3 on Steam.

...Hrm, it still says “Fallout 3 is not optimized for Windows 7 and later.”
Guess mods fix that?

“Because it’s the console gamers deserve, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll sell it. Because it can take it. Because it’s not our console. It’s a silent gaming system, a watchful console. A Spongebob Xbox Series X.”

All he’s missing is

Ready Player One: The World Without Disney References
Guess that makes Fortnite: The World Without Apple References

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Witcher 2 had an Assassin’s Creed Easter Egg as well.

Made this years ago for a Kotaku Photomanip Contest that Owen Good ran when he was here, it’s sad knowing that the pic is still relevant nowadays.

Sees image for article, thinks ‘Hank Hill gets raped by a dolphin.jpg’

That’s it, I need to get away from the internet for tonight.

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Far Cry 6's main character is named Dani...and this was the first thing that came to mind when finding out the name.

Now there needs to be a commercial where they say that upcoming character dlc won’t Monkeypaw you by being just outfits for a bland custom character, followed by Nigel saying his catchphrase to rub it in.


Reminded me of another game that I wanted to like.

Okay, I admit it, posting this whenever there’s a Marvel Avengers article has become a kneejerk reaction.

Ho, haha, guard, turn, parry, dodge, spin, ha, thrust...
Yep, he’s got it down.

The controller should have looked like the Original Xbox Controller...

Following Konami’s lead by changing the name of their popular soccer game?
Hopefully this doesn’t mean the next game will be free-to-play, have lots of lootboxes, have a serious downgrade in graphics and gameplay, and look more like a mobile game that was created in less than a day.


Luckily New World’s Rules to Remember are not like some other rules...

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At least no one of the Halo Infinite players have fallen asleep while playing the game...