According to his tax returns, Trump qualifies for Obamacare.

Obviously and with no shame or regret I hope he suffers, but I can’t help but think how much worse he’s going to be if he comes out of this diagnosis and is lucky and only experiences some minor symptoms. I’m hoping the fact that he hasn’t tweeted since last night means it’s pretty fucking bad. And, once again, if…

The sad part, and by sad I mean blood boiling, is that “who gives a fuck about Christmas?” is very likely more damning to Melania than “who gives a fuck about Mexican refugees?”

Now this is just making me giddy. I used to have this fantasy where the T family all got into a private jet and flew straight into the Bermuda triangle, thus wiping out the entire line. But this might actually be better. More long lasting fear and suffering. 

It was reported earlier today she was diagnosed with Coronavirus this summer, and has recovered. But that means she’s susceptible to getting it again.

The planet where he dictates to his staff physician exactly what to put in his public physical. So, this planet. No way in hell he’s 6'3" either, even with the Kim Jong-Il heel lifts. 

Ironically, she said she recently “recovered” from COVID in the summer.

Uh, I think the bigger news here is that Kate Middleton is collaborating with H&M (!) on an apparently goth-forward collection (!!)

Barrett is an alum and professor at Notre Dame.

I like it. It sends the message of “My husband is gone, but I’m ready to move on. Come get some”.

The New York Times reports that Trump is experiencing mild symptoms 

Yep. Every single move Melania has made for the past twenty years has been calculated with that ol’ retirement pension (from the hellish job of being Dumblefuck’s wife) in mind.

Why would they waste something this major on Melania hating Christmas and/or immigrant children and Guifoyle being a deviant? And weren’t these released to take attention away from Trump’s tax returns?

Oh come now, Melania doesn’t mindlessly defend her husband. She wants to be in the will, doesn’t she?

Imagine if the religious fundamentalist hackjob of a Judge they try to ram into the court before leaving is the Typhoid Mary of the entire operation. 

The Washington Post is now reporting that ACB caught and recovered from COVID this summer(kind of huge no one mentioned that), and with Mike Lee and the president of Notre Dame testing positive, it’s looking like her nomination event in the Rose Garden could have been “the” spreader event.

I’m just waiting for Chris Harrison to pop out and tell us this will be the most dramatic finale ever. 

i don’t know what you’re talking about. She walks around without a mask and forces people into close contact.

“Guilfoyle ... being quite the super spreader”

Yes, both Bidens are negative for COVID. Hope it stays that way.