I have one too! Mine’s called HotPop and I got it on Amazon.

I do find though that the more oil I use, the more unpopped kernels I have in the bottom of the bowl. Which is fine on most occasions, since I can put it back in the microwave. But I haven’t figured out how to get nutritional yeast to stick to the popped…

The University of Texas system automatically admits the top 10 percent of Texas students from all high schools to UT-Austin. That means that the students in some of the disadvantaged schools might not have the same scores as the top 20 percent in others. The plaintiff in the case, which was orchestrated by Ed Blum,…

I am very, very interested in “Red Riding Hoods.” 

I do like mint, so there’s a good chance I have had a Shamrock Shake at some point in my 40 years, but I just... don’t think mint would be as complementary to fries as chocolate is. 

A. Freakin. Men.

I also don’t like how big shakes are everywhere now.

A Jr. Frosty is the perfect size--I just wish Wendy’s fries were crispier. 

Bro.

Do you think it’s possible your brother exaggerated?

Do you also understand that a lot of men can’t meet the fitness requirements, and that a lot of women do meet the men’s requirements?

Do you understand that everyone brings something different to the job? That some women are going to have great minds for…

Fred Armisen wasn’t making fun of Obama, but it would have been better if they’d had a more diverse cast to begin with, instead of darkening someone’s skin. 

The point of RDJ’s character being in blackface was to make fun of people who wear blackface.

Everyone should have a political opinion. The problem with Trump’s is it changes all the time and he has a remarkable lack of curiosity about the world around him. 

I am ready for this trend to happen.

I haven’t worn a skirt or dress in the summer without something Spanx-like underneath since Spanx hit the market because my legs are just too affectionate with each other. I used to love Uniqlo’s version, because they were silky and lightweight and came in a wide variety of colors,…

I had one of these! And then I think a temporary roommate lost the chord. It wasn’t bad! 

Obama wouldn’t have done this, though. There’s the difference. He wouldn’t be continuing a shutdown, he wouldn’t schedule a team visit during a shutdown, and if the team had already been scheduled to visit before a shutdown started, he still would have made sure the food was kept at the proper temperature. 

I think she looks like Tom Cruise, eerily enough. 

FedEx is trash. They regularly say that my office was closed when we’ve been waiting for something, and there’s never any proof that they even came to our door. Today we got back something we’d sent to someone else; FedEx claims it was refused, but given they just claimed that I refused something I ordered on Black…

I am slowly coming to hate FedEx. It seems like they’re really quick to say someone refused delivery. I’ve expected things at my old apartment in Queens, or people in my office have expected things, and we’ll sit and wait and then there will be a tracking update saying we didn’t answer the door or refused the…

Kevin’s never really shown he understands why what he says about gay men is horrific. Gay people can still lose their job simply because they’re gay in more than half the states in this country. People do actually kill their kids when they come out.

No one is owed an opportunity to host the Oscars. If the Academy had…

He wasn’t active-duty. According to Army records, he didn’t finish his advanced individual training (where you study the specific job you’ll have in the military).

If he had still been in, the Army *might* have gotten involved, because he would have had a life insurance policy and his survivors would have gotten some…