considering it’s been like 20 years since the last time i’ve played a mortal kombat game I’m just envisioning fortnite with piles of corpses.

It’s a really, really bad sign when the thing your restaurant is known for the ice, and that says a lot about going to sonic as a whole.

Good luck with that.

what?

I’m just impressed that a person who was so full of bluster over “scrolling over a whole ‘buzzfeed’ article” figuratively writing novels defending teenagers thinking they’re being cool. 

Alright, anything else?

I figured if anyone tried using that the system would autocorrect to “Asshole”.

“Dune not miss these funko pops”

Also true, But people forget the absolute arrogance of gamestop. “oh hey, you wanted to quickly run in and grab something? How about a pre-order for this, this, or this?” “Oh, you didn’t preorder this? you’re fucked.” Gamestop was a great modern example of extorting people with the fear of missing out. Oh, didn’t…

*snorts*

“EA Desktop App”

I mean, it started with my bit so I can’t blame you.

Not sure if you’re doing a bit or not

*somehow controversial statement about the avengers*

*short inhale*

God yes. almost frightening with how abrupt and abrasive it starts

It took all of two things for me to know that she’s a pile of shit. the 45 cap and the gun restaurant thing. Also, don’t be surprised if that stupid red cap is made in china.

I did like the bits with rude and reno though.

how great was that tifa fight in the church though