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While I don’t look exactly terrific in them, I got and have subsequently been wearing the hell out of a pair of sundresses this summer.

If anything was going to bring the oft-discussed “2nd spike”, it’s that assholes are tired of looking at their kids, so they’re going to rally for schools to open. kids are going to be kids, they’re going to take off masks as long as their parents aren’t around. the teachers, the staff, aren’t going to be able to…

Honestly I think being in quarantine that went through the entire spring season, Going outside in the first few weeks of summer and expecting it to be warm but not that warm wrecked the internal thermometers of everyone. Personally I’m thrilled we’re almost out of the summer months, I want my hoodies back.

Have you considered a wall mount for the boom?

The Milhouse of hemsworths

you act as if he cares what happens to us. that’s hilarious and sad.

like... you act as if this is any different from another day since capitalism was invented. at the end of the day, everybody’s trying to steal as much as they can get away with. 

You make it sound like this is the first online game ever to not play host to a plethora of pricks. a prick shithouse, if you will

“Donald Trump admits out loud that he will not attempt to fund the USPS because he doesn’t want mail-in voting to happen.”

I just want my goddamn gyroids back.

Counter-Counterpoint:

I think ubisoft has bigger problems right now

Was there anyone better to play Scott at the time? I mean, he was fine considering, I can’t think of anyone that had his... well, not star power but like, they needed a recognizable name for the star

in order to have a black friend, you’d have to have at least one friend.

If only he were that quick with his tax returns.

except smores are already gross. nachos get gross over time.

not to mention the amount of searing gas pain afterward. 

I mean, it takes a special kind of mean to sit there when you’re about to win the game to just fuck with other players

Actually, know what? I’m going to directly ask that kotaku not cover ubisoft games. Yeah I know i’m being unrealistic, but fuck it. It’s irresponsible to give a company like this any press at all for their products.