I know I had to buy from a fuckin’ scalper for a premium. goddamn worms. 

Shut the fuck up ‘Dr’ Phil.

is it like the old vinegar-y fiery tacos?

it looks raw.

god, epic certainly likes to throw its money around.

God damn it he makes me so mad.

Well, if the effing switch I paid a premium for (goddamn scalper jerks buying all the coral switch lites >:C) comes like it’s supposed to, I’ll be playing animal crossing a month late :x

You know what was unrealistic? making your way through a packed train with a giant-ass sword and nobody’s batting an eye at all, nor getting their toes severed

Is it just me or did that explosion look.... not great?

Oh? they went golfing? the trumps? at a golf course? during a national emergency? while people are dying? it must be awfully hard for that pile of shit to grip a club with all the blood on his fucking hands.

I’d be surprised if it wasn’t.

Yeah, fuck you bobby kotick, you parasite of human misery.

Today is a very, very, very bad day.

choke on my entire ass, ‘diddy’.

It’s a shame we couldn’t have skirted this unemployment issue if the president knew about covid 19 two months in advance. Oh wait.

*looks from side to side and whispers* should we overshare here?

so blue fanta basically