fuck, how does he keep... getting worse? I keep expecting him to bottom out but he never does! 

as long as he takes mike pence with him.

How about we just scratch texas off the map. Like, fuck you, you’re a detriment for the country, assholes.

awww that’s sweet.

Don’t hurt yourself trying to grab that low hanging fruit.

Why don’t you ask Muhlaysia Booker, Claire Legato, and Michelle Simone why they’re outraged at this kind of shit? OH WAIT. You can’t. know why? because they were beaten the fuck to death in may because the bullshit assumptions that ‘tr*ps are gay’ and ‘trans women are just men in wigs’.

I feel like this is how people try to justify blackface.

He’s Transgender. 

On behalf of people with taste buds: Y u c k.

You see that the orange shitbag is president and this is the first horseman?

I know someone who works at a bk, for those vegan/vegetarian folx, you have to tell the cashier of your dietary restrictions otherwise they’ll cook it on the same grill as their meat options.

wait, you’re seriously telling me people paid 50 dollars to watch these two idiots get married. oh my god this world is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Came here specifically for this

WHEN IS CLUELESS HERO

On it.

I’ll do YOU one better! WHERE IS CLUELESS HERO

Jesus christ I don’t think anything in any medium has sounded as absolutely wasp-y as that sentence.